- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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