- Anti Joke

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.