Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Death by kayak

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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