How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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