A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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