- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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