- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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