Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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