I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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