if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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