You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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