If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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u suck

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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poo

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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