Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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