An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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