- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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