- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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