A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Want to hear a joke? No.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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