- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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