- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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