a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Anti Joke

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