Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...