Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's just not right? Left

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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