- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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