- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Tony Romo

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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