How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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