- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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