What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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