A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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