- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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