- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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