this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

I like that, but why am I happy?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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