want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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