- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Jimmy Saville

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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