Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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9/11

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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