A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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