- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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