- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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