why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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