- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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