- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.