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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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