what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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i like turtles

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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