- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

If you have a stroke, call 000

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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