a blind man walks into a wall

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

cory is gay

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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