- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How old are you? 7

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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