- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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