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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

the lemon was sweet.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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