What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why? Because.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Anti Joke

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