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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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