What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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