Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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America

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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