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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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