- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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