Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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