- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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