What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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