- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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