- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Cripples are lame.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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