- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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