A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops