- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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