How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Women's Soccer.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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