- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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