Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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