Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Matt is a Duster!

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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