- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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