Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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