Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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