A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Potassium? K.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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