- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

womens rights.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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