- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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