A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Peas

Boxing on Boxing Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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