- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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