What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A whole 'nother.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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