What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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