- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

woman's rights

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

my penis

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