- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

men's rights activists

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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