Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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