How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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