- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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