- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This is an anti-joke.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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