- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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