- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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