- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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