- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.