Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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