- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

white or wheat? wheat please.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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