whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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A gay man watches football.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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