A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A man did not like this site

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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