- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

where's mom I killed her

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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