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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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