- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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