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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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