A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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