You are joking right?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

okay so theres this guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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