women's rights

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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I? Everett

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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