- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

You are joking right?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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