What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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