Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Justin beiber comment if u get it

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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