- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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