What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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