- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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