A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Ms Leong Sux

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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