- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Chris Bosh's neck

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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