- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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