What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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