God is real.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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