- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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