Jordan is pregant

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

YOLO You only like Oreos

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Rush Limbaugh

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

You're a big fat monkey.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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