- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

12 in general

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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