- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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