- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Burp

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??