How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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