What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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