- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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