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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

There's my tractor.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

irish man drinking john smiths

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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