- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Lil Wayne

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

There's my tractor.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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