A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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