- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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