- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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