- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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