- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

pudding

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

This isn't funny.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Gay rights.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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