- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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