The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

this website is a bad joke

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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