- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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