- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

SHUT UP JP

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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