- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

SHUT UP JP

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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