- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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