- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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