- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

homosexual rights to marriage

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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