- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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