- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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