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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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