- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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