- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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