- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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