- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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