- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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