- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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