Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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