- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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