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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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