A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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