roses are black violets are black i am blind

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

the WNBA.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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