- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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