- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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