How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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