- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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