- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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