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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

This is my favorite antijoke.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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