- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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