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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Ain't idn't a word.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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