did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How old are you? 7

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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