- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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