What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

This is an anti-joke.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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