sky silverstein

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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