FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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