- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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