- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Gay rights.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Your big dick.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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