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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mums a potato

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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