- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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