- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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