- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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