- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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