- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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