- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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