What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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One time i was sitting down

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