Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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i have two hands.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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