Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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