A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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quantum physics?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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