Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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like if your cool

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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