- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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