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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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