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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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