Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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