A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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