What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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