Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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