- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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