A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's 1+1? 69.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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