Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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