a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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