- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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