In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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