What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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