How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Tilt your screen back .

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Mahmy

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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