- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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