How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

what are you mike bibby?

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

one stop shop

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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