Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

In soviet Russia...things are different

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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