A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Grace Ackerson

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Gus's mom

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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