Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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