- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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