How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

school homewrok

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

This isn't funny.

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