- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Justin Beiber

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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