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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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