- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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