What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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