- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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