- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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