What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

He--Hey guys

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Beka has AIDS

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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