- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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